Rorschach Fan Gifts

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I love these old decorations!"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Pie Charts, Inc.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Horse draws a baby carriage.

Meet Santa's entourage

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

Dog dreaming about walking his owner on a lead.

Fairy tale

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

The revenge of Russell

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Shark Fishing

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Claude

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

Christmas reunions!

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

"Dude, last night was nuts."