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"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"I love these old decorations!"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

Meet Santa's entourage

Horse draws a baby carriage.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Fairy tale

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

Dog dreaming about walking his owner on a lead.

The revenge of Russell

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Shark Fishing

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Ring those Christmas bells!

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

Christmas reunions!

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'