Rorschach Reader Gifts

'Rorschach! What's to become of you?'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"Speed reader...?"

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

Claude

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

'nothing to worry about. According to this book of reptiles the snake is non-poisonous.'

During the Tempest, Panurge's Courage has Deserted Him. Friar Jean Mocks Him (Rabelais).

Down with leather bookbinding. Read paperbacks.

"Bertha, will you do me a favor and stop reading those damn 'How to Save Your Marriage' articles?"

'It's kind of depressing: We've spent three years on this research paper, and probably only ten people in the World will ever read it...'

"Moo."

That book is out of stock, but if you'd like to order a copy, I can have it here in 8-10 months. Staff

Marriage Guidance

'Let me through, please. I want to see if they made it look like an accident.'

Mouse pushes the mousetrap in the cats way

King Kohen

Grim Reaper reading a book in front of fire

Rorschach's parents

Thomas Pynchon's Evil Twin

Tender is the Night of the Iguana

"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"Before we start our discussion, has everyone read this week's book."

'Every test your son turns in is an absolute mess, Mr. and Mrs. Rorschach.'

Anyone who witnessed the robbery that occurred here at aprox. 11.30 pm last Friday - you didn't see nothing, right?

Pandemic reading