Role-reversal Reader Gifts

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog walking Human.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

Gone Bookkeepin'

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Human meat.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

Cat walking dog.

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

You read the instruction manual for a video game for your book report?

Zoo Employees

"Exchanging roles was a great idea of yours doc...doc?"

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"He's asleep so I'll just leave quietly."

Fish Lifeguard

"I see by your copy of 'Newsweek' that Lyndon Johnson has decided not to run for reelection."

Octopus Shadow Puppets