Role-reversal Reader Mugs

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog walking Human.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

Gone Bookkeepin'

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Human meat.

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Cat walking dog.

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

You read the instruction manual for a video game for your book report?

"Exchanging roles was a great idea of yours doc...doc?"

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Fish Lifeguard

"He's asleep so I'll just leave quietly."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

Zoo Employees

Octopus Shadow Puppets

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'