Rugelach Lover Gifts

King Kohen

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

E-Baying @ The Moon

Woman with kids at husbands office.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Chicken: the one-man show

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

Lady has a coffee break.

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

The art of fishing.

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

'We're busy, cha-cha-cha!'

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

"Your early stuff was funnier."

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

'I heard he was funny.'

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

'Hank.I know it's your favorite lure, but give it go.'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'