Romantic Vegan Gifts

"You had me at plant based diet..."

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Recycled passion.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Where cronuts come from.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'Tasty.'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"You complete me."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly