Romantic Vegan T-Shirts

"You had me at plant based diet..."

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Recycled passion.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'Tasty.'

"You complete me."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions