Roman Empire Pillows

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"Cold! You aren't very kind!"

Julius Caesar

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

Neptune

Hadrian's Wall

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

The Fall of Gnome

I'm Spartacus.

William Pitt the Elder

Euro Problems

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

The Original Gossip Columns

All Roads Lead To Rome

Janus 2021

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

"They must be planning to do a real number on us. It looks like they've brought along an accountant."

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

Bath Christmas Market

The de-friending of Julius Caesar

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

"You're putting up too many walls Hadrian."