Roman Empire Explorer Pillows

"You're putting up too many walls Hadrian."

"Yeah, all roads lead to Hackensack too!"

The Roman Colosseum's Caesarean Section

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Ancient Racing

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Physician tending a mummy.

Tourists in Egypt

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The Gladiator.

"Life after death"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'