Ancient Civilizations Explorer Pillows

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

"Your people will remember you for the money you saved them by not building a pyramid."

"It's a no-brainer, you bring in four schmucks, they bring in four more and soon you've moved up to pharaoh."

'Have you decided which country to specialize in - China, Egypt, Peru, Israel?' 'Yes, I'm opting for the mummy track.'

Archimedes.

A planet like ours - "Remember the good old days when an offering to the Gods was a live human beating heart."

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

Physician tending a mummy.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Tourists in Egypt

Zeus's Caddy

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Gladiator.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Life after death"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Souvenirs.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Mummy Beggar

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Pompeii restoration project.

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'