Ancient Culture Explorers Pillows

Copyright 1340 B.C. God (Moses)

Physician tending a mummy.

Tourists in Egypt

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Cossack dancers

Ruddy bloggers!

Zeus's Caddy

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"I'm having my entrails read."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Life after death"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Souvenirs.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

Mummy Tourist

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

Painted into a corner.

Euripides

Promised Land Signpost

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"

"He's an intelligence gatherer."

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

Playing Pyramids

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia." "That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries." "That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages." "What was your conception of the Middle Ages?" "Well... It was... Well, knights, maidens, dragons... Mostly dragons. And elves."