Roman Empire Explorers Pillows

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Ancient Racing

Horror movies

Physician tending a mummy.

Boat wedding.

Tourists in Egypt

The Gladiator.

"Life after death"

The Great Leap Forward

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Souvenirs.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Painted into a corner.

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

Julius Caesar

Football Fish

Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

Playing Pyramids

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'