Imperial Explorers Pillows

'I only weigh 95 Kilograms ... Thats 210 in pounds!'

Horror movies

Physician tending a mummy.

Boat wedding.

Tourists in Egypt

"Life after death"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Souvenirs.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

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Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

Bon Voyage

Playing Pyramids

Football Fish

"You're putting up too many walls Hadrian."

Map of Solar System from Memory.

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

Arctic Caravan Breaks

"Have you seen my Mummy?"

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

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'Hey, this is not exactly what I had in mind when I paid for this Mystery Tour...'

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

European Capital Investment in the Ottoman State