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'I only weigh 95 Kilograms ... Thats 210 in pounds!'

Horror movies

Physician tending a mummy.

Boat wedding.

Tourists in Egypt

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Life after death"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Souvenirs.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

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Football Fish

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

Bon Voyage

Playing Pyramids

"You're putting up too many walls Hadrian."

Map of Solar System from Memory.

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

Arctic Caravan Breaks

'Hey, this is not exactly what I had in mind when I paid for this Mystery Tour...'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"Have you seen my Mummy?"

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

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Coal Trucks at Limehouse

Word Of God

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'