Roman Empire Gifts

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"Cold! You aren't very kind!"

Julius Caesar

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Neptune

Hadrian's Wall

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

The Fall of Gnome

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

I'm Spartacus.

William Pitt the Elder

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

Euro Problems

The Original Gossip Columns

All Roads Lead To Rome

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Janus 2021

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

"They must be planning to do a real number on us. It looks like they've brought along an accountant."

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

Bath Christmas Market

The de-friending of Julius Caesar

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.