Roman Empire Buff Gifts

'Hail, Caesar.'

"I don't mind eating Christians, I just wish we didn't have to do it in front of all these spectators."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Hadrian's Wall

Neptune

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Missing You.

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

The Fall of Gnome

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Knights of the Square Table.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Pickle

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Euro Problems

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

All Roads Lead To Rome

"One of you go see who's at the door."

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

Our 4 Branches of Government

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'