Roman Empire Buff Gifts

'Hail, Caesar.'

"I don't mind eating Christians, I just wish we didn't have to do it in front of all these spectators."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Knight Golfing

Hadrian's Wall

Neptune

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

The Fall of Gnome

Missing You.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Knights of the Square Table.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Euro Problems

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

All Roads Lead To Rome

Our 4 Branches of Government

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

Planner at work.

'What's the matter with them? I thought you said you'd been here before.'