Ancient Rome Pillows

Roman Golfer.

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

Brutus stabbing Caesar an accident

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

'Still not punchy enough. Try putting NERO all in capitals...'

"No wonder we could get tickets."

The Rise of the Vandals

Hat, Trident, Net...

Toasting while Rome burns

"They say it'll bring jobs to the area."

Roman Golfer.

Roman IRS: 'Pssst, Caesar, beware the Ides of April.'

"They must be planning to do a real number on us. It looks like they've brought along an accountant."

'We did throw him to the lions. . . but they threw him back!'

"IV!"

Uses of a Death Cat in History: Et tu Fluffy?

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

"That's for anyone who can't stand the sight of blood."

Mappa Brittanica

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

I'm Spartacus.

'Oh no. Looks like another split crew.'

'He's Spartacus! The one with the dimple.'

'Dang! That hurt.'

"No one is watching our glorious battle. They are all staring at the tablets. . ."

"Okay. I've got dibs on the redhead."

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'We will have ever lasting peace in Jerusalem when we have got rid of this lot!'

This is the caesarean section.

Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make incontinent.

'Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus.'

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

Constantine the Great

"Well, it seems we've run out of condemned criminals and Christians. Do you think maybe we could keep the crowd happy if we tried throwing in some overly strident vegans?"