Ancient Rome Pillows

Roman Golfer.

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

Brutus stabbing Caesar an accident

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

'Still not punchy enough. Try putting NERO all in capitals...'

"Oh no! We new Hannibal had elephants. We just didn't realise he was capable of launcing them."

"No wonder we could get tickets."

The Rise of the Vandals

"IV!"

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

Uses of a Death Cat in History: Et tu Fluffy?

Hat, Trident, Net...

'We did throw him to the lions. . . but they threw him back!'

Roman IRS: 'Pssst, Caesar, beware the Ides of April.'

Toasting while Rome burns

"They say it'll bring jobs to the area."

"They must be planning to do a real number on us. It looks like they've brought along an accountant."

Roman Golfer.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"No way will 'turn the other cheek' catch on!"

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

"Well, it seems we've run out of condemned criminals and Christians. Do you think maybe we could keep the crowd happy if we tried throwing in some overly strident vegans?"

Constantine the Great

"IV!"

"Okay. I've got dibs on the redhead."

"Is it too late to call in sick?"

"No one is watching our glorious battle. They are all staring at the tablets. . ."

'Dang! That hurt.'

'He's Spartacus! The one with the dimple.'

'Oh no. Looks like another split crew.'

I'm Spartacus.

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

Mappa Brittanica

"That's for anyone who can't stand the sight of blood."