Roman Culture Pillows

The Original Gossip Columns

"You mind signing this? My kid's is a big fan."

Is he urging us to victory or telling us to "take five"? Rome.

"Look sharp, Son. Your Mother's family just showed up."

'Orgies...orgies...my life's just one long orgie !'

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

'Ooh, that's new!' (antipasto bar in the Collusseum).

'Carpe Vino! Seize the wine!'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Neptune

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Goddess

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

I'm Spartacus.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

Pizza at the Round Table

Janus 2021

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Referees at the Original Olympics.

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

"They must be planning to do a real number on us. It looks like they've brought along an accountant."

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."