Rodeo Fashionista Gifts

Cowgirl lipstick.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Lasso

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Workplace Shinanigans

25¢ Ride the Pony

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"You're afraid of what?"

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Rodeos

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

Punch Initials - O

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

DOW Industrial Average.

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."

"Billy is not one to follow rules. In other words, he's more likely to succeed in the rodeo circuit then in dressage..."

Zoom Rodeos

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

Steeroids

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'

'I thought being married to a rodeo clown would be more fun.'

"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'