Rodent Issue Joker Gifts

'You the one with the big mouse problem?'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

"Any sign of gophers?"

'You sure picked a great place to have kittens.'

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

Clown watering his flowers.

"This should be interesting...."

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

'Well that's just great...you ate the kids and spoiled your dinner!'

This is a test of their cognitive skills, and that's a test of their patience. Waiting room.

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

Acme Pest Control

"I think we have mice in the walls."

"It looks as though we've got mice and blue-tits!"

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

"This is a letter from your teacher. Are you seriously eating your own homework?"

Pest Control.

"I stopped eating fast food, too."

The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men...

'Only plaque I ever got was from forgetting to floss.'

'EKK!'

A Mouse hole in the shape of Arabian architecture

'Is he house-broken?'