Rodent Issue Joker Pillows

'You the one with the big mouse problem?'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

Clown watering his flowers.

"This should be interesting...."

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

'You sure picked a great place to have kittens.'

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

'Well that's just great...you ate the kids and spoiled your dinner!'

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

Acme Pest Control

"I think we have mice in the walls."

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

"I stopped eating fast food, too."

Pest Control.

"This is a letter from your teacher. Are you seriously eating your own homework?"

"It looks as though we've got mice and blue-tits!"

The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men...

'Only plaque I ever got was from forgetting to floss.'

'Is he house-broken?'

'EKK!'

"Heer Von Beethoven! Da! Da! Da Daaaa!!!"