'Be the fish, catch the fish, Jack.'
Rod-wielding Comedian Gifts
Looking for a gift for a rod-wielding comedian? Our collection combines humor with a creative twist, ideal for fans of stand-up, satire, and comedy that hits the mark. Whether it's a mug that makes them laugh every morning, a witty T-shirt, or a fun print to brighten their space, these gifts honor their comedic spirit and love for a good laugh. Perfect for those who craft comedy as an art form or simply enjoy a well-timed joke.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Showbiz Awards
Zombie standup
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
Trump pardons
'The circle is complete!'
'Your French dip, sir.'
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
No-Work Orange
"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."
If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!
Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.
"We're following Carrot Top."
The Rooster Comedian.
"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."
"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."
Rod-wielding Comedian Gifts Collection
Rod-wielding Comedian Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring the humorous antics of rod-wielding comedians—perfect for adding some comedy to your morning routine.
Rod-wielding Comedian Pillows
Find pillows with funny, creative designs inspired by comedic genius—great for cozying up in style and humor.
Rod-wielding Comedian Prints
Browse our collection of comedic art prints that bring a humorous twist to any room and celebrate creative comedy.
Rod-wielding Comedian T-Shirts
Discover our range of T-shirts celebrating the wit and humor of comedians—ideal for fans and performers who love to wear their comedy pride.