Pet-loving Comedian Gifts

Solving the dropping cake problem.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

The Rooster Comedian.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

His Master's Thesis.

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Dogs life

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Cats at private view