Rocking Out Pet Lover Gifts

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Super Dog'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Roget's Pet

"Lap fish..."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"He ran out of pee."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

K9 Literati.

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'Click it or ticket.'

Pet Pony

Al's Teachers' Pets.

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Good book?'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'