Rocking Out Pet Lover Pillows

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"Lap fish..."

Roget's Pet

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Pet Pony

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'Click it or ticket.'

K9 Literati.

"He ran out of pee."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

Al's Teachers' Pets.

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Fish in Water Cooler.