Rockies Rooter Gifts

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"I don't think air guitar counts."

"I made him the wrong coffee, so I hit control Z, but it didn't work. Maybe I should just make him a new coffee."

'I miss the days of pogoing, warm beer and cold kebabs.'

Cloud Hang

"His first day as campus police and he just saw too many kids with backpacks and electronic devices in their hands."

"She always plays the Rocky theme song after a closing."

"Same here. It's my first time too."

'Now this man knew how to rock!'

Colorado skier

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

"This will be your office for now."

"Hi I'm Trevor, I'm new here!"

"The farmer has increased my duties: I now need to cock-a-doodle-doo at sunrise, morning tea, lunchtime, afternoon tea, dinner and sunset..."

'What song is it you want to hear!'

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

"Before we start our discussion, has everyone read this week's book."

"It's a beginner's sewing kit I put together for you. There's scissors, needles, bandaids, gauze, antiseptic. . ."

"The new guy would need written instructions on how to use a mirror."

"Just once I'd like to sit down there on the floor, right behind the mosh pit."

"First time, is it?"