Rooting Rebel Gifts

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I really got used to working from home."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

100k Desert Crawl

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

A souped up car...

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Tough Teddies

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

The Surly Yoof

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Australian punk

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"