Robinson Crusoe Fan Gifts

Arabian island

'This is Man Tuesday.. He changed his name by deed poll.'

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

"I'm beginning to think he doesn't want to go back to civilization."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Now you can send it."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

Berta screams out!

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Lancelot put to the Test.

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

Bad news - Looks like you caught a humbug.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

'Don't worry, if we are attaked I will always put you first.'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

Singing of Love

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

Robinson le Creusot

"I'll be over at Geoffrey d'Anglouleme's place, settling his hash."

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

You'd like the eco club. We do good stuff. I'm sure. But there are a lot of clubs. Right? Right. And they all need "diversity," right? So you need to cut the best deal. West Fester High School. I have attractive offers from the debate team, chess club and the cheerleaders. Our 100% green t-shirt doesn't entice you.

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

'Isn't life simple when you know you're right all the time.'

'I take it then that levelling the Balkans first is not an option?'

"Hello. This is the old man across the street. Get off my lawn!"

"She always plays the Rocky theme song after a closing."

Gay Pride

"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."