Curse Couture Fan Gifts

"Casual cursewear? Right, this way."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

I think the cat wants to go out.

Couch and Potato

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Granny Wear

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.'

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

Melania Trump

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

Teacup

'We have to talk.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

Evening Gown

What To Wear On The Interstate -The Spring Collection

"Apparently, this curse has a lot more going for it than we figured."

Belling the Cat

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

Perm. 'your PERM is blinding me..'

Window calls for username and swearword.