Heath Robinson Fan Gifts

Wimbledon Serving Tube

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Pete Sampras

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

"Now you can send it."

Chris Froome

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Arabian island

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Breakfast at Universities

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

Hibernation Clock.

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

'My car has been tipped over and rammed repeatedly. You don't know anything about this, do you Carl?

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

How Jimi Hendrix picked his nose.

"I got the part!"

"You're old enough to know son. . . you were pulled out of a hat."

Zoo. Rhino. Why should the rhino be nearsighted? Think about it … With good vision, would they be likely to reproduce?

'Make of it what you will, but your daughter doesn't realize that Homer Simpson is supposed to be funny.'

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

"I'm beginning to think he doesn't want to go back to civilization."

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

We aren't talking about you --- I said "ribbit"!

'...and come March I plan to go mad!'

"I don't need a bag. I have a trunk."

'This is Man Tuesday.. He changed his name by deed poll.'

Batman versus Robin

Remarkable Modesty of a Young Aeronaut when Falling Past the Casement of a Lady's Boudoir.

"Luv a duck! I can't find me wallet!!"