Homer Simpson Fan Gifts

'Make of it what you will, but your daughter doesn't realize that Homer Simpson is supposed to be funny.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'Amazing, Holmes! That's the eighth time in a row you've gotten the 'dud'!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

'The stuff legends are made of'

Superhero Introverts

Pipe dreams!

Superfoods are in aisle three.

Clowns of the Baskervilles

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 35

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the tea.

'Observe, my dear Watson - it's The Case of the Missing Horse!'

"It's an Aluminium in-tray, My dear Watson"

Arthur Conan Doyle, MD, observes a passerby who has touch stains on his fingers, paint on his trousers and plaster on his jacket, and quickly deduces the man is a slob.

Looks like another job for Head-On-A-Platter Man!

"No idea, I haven't a clue!"

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

Uses of a Dead Car in History: '...and probably with a reasonably blunt instrument.'

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

'Baskerville, that's right: The Hound killed by Sherlock Holmes was one of my ancestors...'

"Here comes the ambassador now!"

Heroes

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

'Baskerville, that's right: The Hound killed by Sherlock Holmes was one of my ancestors...'

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

"What about hiring a Private Detective?"

J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.

Homer Simpson appears as a Minion in the mirror.

You ever see a great action movie and then feel like the hero? How so? Y'know, you kind of pick up the hero's vibe for a couple of days. I guess. Why do you ask? Monkey and I saw King Kong last night. Thump thump thump thump. Under attack!