Robin Hood Fans Gifts

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

"Luv a duck! I can't find me wallet!!"

"I'm getting tired, Robin. Why don't we teach the poor to steal for themselves?"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Reindeer

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'Rodin's wet blanket'

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

Rhino Art

Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'

100,000 ! You weren't joking about wanting a big family '.

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

Frogs playing basketball.

Robin Snood

'Do you want flies with that?'

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

Dog and frog playing football.

"I thought you were on the pill."

"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

Frog to frog: I went to a yoga class, but the instructor didn't know squat.