Robin Hood Aficionados Gifts

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

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Reindeer

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

'Rodin's wet blanket'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Robin Snood

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."

Sherwood forest. Private. Keep out.

"Well, looks like someone's parents didn't believe in vaccinations."

"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."

He was cleaning it and it just went off.

Robin Hood.

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

'Now we know why they call you Little John.'

'What else could I have done? My red nose is not that bright anymore.'

'Robin Hood preparing to fire an arrow at a man with an apple instead of this head.'

"How about taxing the rich and giving the poor free health care and education?"

Archery.

Father Christmas and Rudolph

Maid Marian.