Robin Hood Aficionado Gifts

Maid Marian.

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Reindeer

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Michel de Montaigne

Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

Robin Snood

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

Sherwood forest. Private. Keep out.

"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."

Robin Hood.

He was cleaning it and it just went off.

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

'That's right, buster, I'm not really Rex, your faithful hunting dog, I'm Agent Baxter of the Fish and Wildlife Service, and you're under arrest for poaching'

Nice Snood

'Robin Hood preparing to fire an arrow at a man with an apple instead of this head.'

'Now we know why they call you Little John.'

"How about taxing the rich and giving the poor free health care and education?"

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

Father Christmas and Rudolph

Archery.