Robin Hood Enthusiast Gifts

'We can't buy the entire concept, Mr,Hood; but that part about taking from the rich has potential,'

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

'The Merry Men are NOT groupies!'

Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'

'Of course my face is familiar - I was the rich bloke you stole it from yesterday.'

Robin Hood Applies for a Job at the Bank.

He was thrown out of the Merry Men after he refused to stop picking his bows

'All we've got in at the moment is Lincoln Green.'

'Says he is from somewhere called Nottingham!'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Reindeer

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

'Rodin's wet blanket'

'It's her birthday!'

War and Peace

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

Robin Snood

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

Robin Hood.

Sherwood forest. Private. Keep out.

He was cleaning it and it just went off.

"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'