Robin Hood Devotee Gifts

Target Practice

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Robin Snood

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

Philip Roth

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."

He was cleaning it and it just went off.

Robin Hood.

"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

Sherwood forest. Private. Keep out.

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

Archery.

"How about taxing the rich and giving the poor free health care and education?"

'Now we know why they call you Little John.'

'Robin Hood preparing to fire an arrow at a man with an apple instead of this head.'

Calvin Coolidge

'A lifetime of robbing the rich and you never put anything into a pension!'

'Here's our plan- we rob the rich and buy votes from the poor.'

Robin Hood Applies for a Job at the Bank.

Maid Marian.

'All we've got in at the moment is Lincoln Green.'