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Target Practice

Astral Projection

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

Robin Snood

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

Philip Roth

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."

Robin Hood.

Sherwood forest. Private. Keep out.

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

He was cleaning it and it just went off.

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

Archery.

'Robin Hood preparing to fire an arrow at a man with an apple instead of this head.'

Calvin Coolidge

"How about taxing the rich and giving the poor free health care and education?"

'Now we know why they call you Little John.'

'Here's our plan- we rob the rich and buy votes from the poor.'

Maid Marian.

'A lifetime of robbing the rich and you never put anything into a pension!'

Robin Hood Applies for a Job at the Bank.