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Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

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Reindeer

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

'Rodin's wet blanket'

Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

Robin Snood

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."

"Well, looks like someone's parents didn't believe in vaccinations."

Robin Hood.

Sherwood forest. Private. Keep out.

"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."

He was cleaning it and it just went off.

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

Father Christmas and Rudolph

'Robin Hood preparing to fire an arrow at a man with an apple instead of this head.'

'Now we know why they call you Little John.'

'What else could I have done? My red nose is not that bright anymore.'

Archery.

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

"How about taxing the rich and giving the poor free health care and education?"