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"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

"They grow up so fast. From Mother Goose to Google."

'Rodin's wet blanket'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Doreen beneath this brutish exterior beats the heart of a poet..I also have his kidneys and I think maybe his gall bladder,but I'm not sure.

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'

Robin Snood

Healthy Witch Digest

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'Her first telekinesis!'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

'It's getting really difficult to fatten them up, since the government clamped down on the sugar and fat content in food.'

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

"Hi Ho Hi Ho It's to benefits we go..."