Fans Of Robin Hood Mugs

"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

'Rodin's wet blanket'

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'Her first telekinesis!'

Healthy Witch Digest

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

Robin Snood

'It's getting really difficult to fatten them up, since the government clamped down on the sugar and fat content in food.'

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

He was cleaning it and it just went off.

"Hi Ho Hi Ho It's to benefits we go..."