Robin Hood Enthusiasts Gifts

Sherwood forest. Private. Keep out.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

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Reindeer

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

War and Peace

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'Rodin's wet blanket'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

Robin Snood

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

"Well, looks like someone's parents didn't believe in vaccinations."

He was cleaning it and it just went off.

Robin Hood.

"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

'What else could I have done? My red nose is not that bright anymore.'

Archery.

'Robin Hood preparing to fire an arrow at a man with an apple instead of this head.'

Nice Snood

'Now we know why they call you Little John.'

"How about taxing the rich and giving the poor free health care and education?"