Heath Robinson Fan T-Shirts

Wimbledon Serving Tube

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

"Now you can send it."

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Arabian island

Breakfast at Universities

Hibernation Clock.

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

'My car has been tipped over and rammed repeatedly. You don't know anything about this, do you Carl?

"I got the part!"

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

"You're old enough to know son. . . you were pulled out of a hat."

"I don't need a bag. I have a trunk."

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

'...and come March I plan to go mad!'

"I'm beginning to think he doesn't want to go back to civilization."

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

'Make of it what you will, but your daughter doesn't realize that Homer Simpson is supposed to be funny.'

'This is Man Tuesday.. He changed his name by deed poll.'

'Is it too ostentatious...'

"Who? Me?"

Remarkable Modesty of a Young Aeronaut when Falling Past the Casement of a Lady's Boudoir.

"Luv a duck! I can't find me wallet!!"