Heath Robinson Admirer T-Shirts

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Remarkable Modesty of a Young Aeronaut when Falling Past the Casement of a Lady's Boudoir.

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Greenfingers.

Dairy Devil

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Arabian island

Star Executive

Bob Dylan

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Breakfast at Universities

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Robin Snood

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

Meat Loaf

'I tell you what: His armour was more scorched than shiny when we broke off the fight...'

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Nutcracker

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

Rodin's Block

Rodin's Late Arriver

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

Trepak from Nutcracker

"Gesundheit!"

"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."

'If you wish to retain my rock star client's talents you're going to need to pay a rock star price.'

"That's my personal most wanted list."