Robinson Crusoe Fan Mugs

Arabian island

'This is Man Tuesday.. He changed his name by deed poll.'

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

"I'm beginning to think he doesn't want to go back to civilization."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Now you can send it."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Berta screams out!

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

Lancelot put to the Test.

Singing of Love

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'Don't worry, if we are attaked I will always put you first.'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

Robinson le Creusot

"I'll be over at Geoffrey d'Anglouleme's place, settling his hash."

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

'I take it then that levelling the Balkans first is not an option?'

"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."

"She always plays the Rocky theme song after a closing."

"Hello. This is the old man across the street. Get off my lawn!"

Gay Pride

Baaa...humbug.

'Hey, look!'

'We're both in danger from this guy.'