Roald Dahl Devotee Gifts

Occu-Pie Mars

A women in a shoeshop.

I love my Timpani

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Man Ray

Rita Hayworth caricature

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Olympic Torch Training

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

"...And please let the merger do through!"

Francis Picabia

How hit songs get their names

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Cheerleaders

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Salvador Dali museum

Salvador Deli

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

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"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."