Dali Devotee Gifts

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

Salvador Dali museum

Salvador Deli

"You can't turn back time!"

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

Surreal Time Keeping

Occu-Pie Mars

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Man Ray

The Blob's Blog.

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Dear Diary

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

Francis Picabia

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

'Dali'

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'