Dali Enthusiast Gifts

'Dali'

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

"I'm a retired doctor."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

Projection

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

"AI designed my statue."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

Insect Police. There's his mug shot and this is a computer generated image of what he might look like today.

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

Salvador Deli

Salvador Dali museum

Coming Soon- Trump Circle

Carnegie Deli

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

The Deli Counter

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

'They don't want people stepping on me...'

Amateur and Professional Doodles

Deli/Antiques: Got Shrimp? Got Gout?