Digital Dali Gifts

Evolution.

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Geek fairies

Downloading Pregnancy

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Online Dating

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Robot Painter

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Influence this."