Digital Dali Mugs

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Evolution.

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"I, TikTok."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Geek fairies

The Modern Novel.

Online Dating

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Mark Zuckerberg

Downloading Pregnancy

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Robot Painter

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Influence this."